So you want to marry a lesbian named Rhonda...

Some random thoughts running through my mind...

I am trying to start Project [term for heterosexual-challenged women rhyming with "flarpetpuncher"] in which all the lesbians at St Joseph's Academy are tagged, catalogued, and released back into the wild. Then they will be entered into the Lesbian Database.
If you see a lesbian, please tranquilize it, tag it and catalogue it, and then release it back into the wild. It is rumored that they can be attracted by various forms of rainbow paraphenalia, among other things.
If you take this seriously, well, you deserve to feel the anger you're probably feeling.

La-dee-da, la-dee-da....

I had a vision from God or perhaps from Lack of Sleep that the Lafayette baseball team won every game in the Little League World Series coming from behind, eventually winning the championship. So far they've come back from 0-2 to win 3-2 and 8-1 to win 9-1, both times in the last inning. You heard it hear first. Unless I'm wrong. No, I didn't take my medicine that day.

Soccer conditioning is hell.

Word up.